Jon Lajoie

[Prog-Jester]

www.jonlajoie.com
www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie
http://lurkmore.ru/Jon_Lajoie
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Лажуа,_Джон

В своих душевных песнях Джон Лажуа (или Джон Ладжои) поет о проблемах среднего класса ("Everyday Normal Guy", "Sunday Afternoon", "Stay at Home Dad"), шовинизме и дискриминации ("Show Me your Genitals"), проблемах наркомании ("High as Fuck") и сексуальных комплексах ("Too Fast", "Alone in the Universe"). Джон канадец, но это не делает его менее смешным - скорее, наоборот. Джон прямо на наших глазах совершает революцию, превращаясь из ютуб-комика в артиста с четвертью миллиона скробблов на ластфме. Колоссально рекомендую для поднятия настроения

скрытый контент

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YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

YouTube- Show Me Your Genitals

Добавлено через 1 минуту
тэги даже не знаю какие ставить

[Mass.]

Ставь скримо

[Prog-Jester]

блин, трек Sunday Afternoon на альбоме не полностью, вот полная версия - http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jtzyjxhttzt

Добавлено через 5 минут
блин, "Pop Song" риальне хит

[Эрис]

Prog-Jester, у нас есть тег humour

[Prog-Jester]

видимо, шутка утратила свою соль, и даже альбом сильно не заинтересовал

[Bastard Son]

он ахуенен, хочу rapist glasses

[Prog-Jester]

YouTube- Michael Jackson is Dead

самая матерная песня Джона, но я с ним абсолютно согласен

[Talking]

\"Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson?\"
\"Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?\"
\"Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden, the media is on HIS side.\"
\"I know, it's crazy, right?\"

[Singing]

Michael Jackson is dead,
don't pretend you give a shit,
you motherfuckin' hypocrites,
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead,
no you never gave a shit,
so why are you pretendin',
you motherfuckin' hypocrites.

\"Michael Jackson's such a freak!\"
You'd hear it a thousand times a week,
on every fuckin' TV screen,
and every fuckin' magazine.

Yeah sure we liked him for a while,
for a few years when he was in style,
then someone said \"he's a pedophile
and fuckin' boys is what makes him smile.\"

Then there was a punchline every day,
about his \"skeletor-like face\"
and how he \"loves 12 year old balls\"
We didn't care if it was true or false.

So don't pretend that you give a fuck,
keep talking 'bout how \"he sucked 12 year old cock,
and went from being a cute little black kid,
and died as a white skeleton robot.\"

Michael Jackson is dead,
don't pretend you give a shit,
you motherfuckin' hypocrites,
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead,
no you never gave a shit,
so why are you pretendin',
you motherfuckin' hypocrites.

Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony,
I wasn't hearin' you call him legendary,
And when we heard that shit about the Culkin kid,
We said \"Oh my god, Jackon's motherfuckin' sick!\"

\"He likes fuckin' kids! He likes fuckin' kids!\"
Nobody was talkin 'bout his music.
Now if I said he died chokin' on a kid's dick, you'd say
\"Oh my god, that's so offensive!\"

Well fuck you, you motherfuckin' cunt ass bitch,
Everyone in the news you hear from motherfucking cribs,
On your high horse sayin' that I'm a demon,
'Cause I say \"you overdosed on a boy's semen.\"

Michael Jackson is dead,
don't pretend to give a shit,
you motherfuckin' hypocrites,
remember what you said he did.

Michael Jackson is dead,
no you never gave a shit,
so why are you pretendin',
you motherfuckin' hypocrites.

[Talking]

\"Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away,
we loved him so much!\"
Really, really, did you love him? Because from where I'm standing, it kinda sounds like you HATED him, and that you called him a freak, and that you wanted him to die. But now that he's dead, you love him, and \"he's a legend,\" and \"he's so amazing, oh we love Michael Jackson!\"
How about you go FUCK yourself, you big bunch of fuckin' hypocrites. Here, I'm gonna do this for you, I'm gonna do this for you.

[Singing]

\"Billy Jean was not his lover,
of course she wasn't, she had a vagina,
She was older than 12 years old...\"

Fuck you, hypocrites!

[Prog-Jester]

YouTube- WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)

Добавлено через 11 минут

YouTube- Radio Friendly Song

[lonelyass]

охлол, весёлый чувак

Добавлено через 1 минуту
Из профиля на ютубе:
"If you want to have sex with a lot of girls, or if you're a girl, have sex with a lot of girls, you should buy a Jon Lajoie T-Shirt or hoodie. We garantee that you will get laid or we'll keep your money!"

[ычич]

буквально на днях гитарист пилюли показал его профиль на ютубе - ржали часа полтора вместо того, чтоб записываться он талантище, каких поискать, да напомнил чуток Джимми Попа, разве что шутящего тоньше

[Prog-Jester]

YouTube

пошловатая пародия на всяческие теории заговора

[Leg0]

прям Дух Врємєні

[Golden Skans]

[4иЖ]

бля этот типочек просто гениален!)

[Kobold]

I`m the guy who sings the chorus
Крутий, так)

[Prog-Jester]

жаль, что после РадиоПесни и WTF Collective шо-то не слышно ничего от него в музплане

[missionair]

уверен что все у него в порядке и он выпустит еще не один дико крутой альбом

[Zest]

он бесподобен